Eds daily routine of happiness and a sense of doom
7:00: Ed wakes up and does his morning routine
.in his bed (the bathroom is digesting and Mr. Druggie uses it as a bedroom most of the time).
8:00: Stranger shoves Ed out of his bed and shouts My turn with the top one!
(The roommates dont stay in the same bed all the time.) Ed falls off the top bunk and hits solid ground after Stranger removed the carpet.
9:00: Ed gets his stuff and gets to classes (one of his only happinesss).
3:00: Ed gets back and finds that he has to sleep on the bottom bunk of Bugman. Ed wishes to sleep on floor but the floor may have broken glass on it. (Bugman drools in his sleep and his saliva turns to acid when it leaves his body and does not cause harm to his body but can melt through things.
9:00: Ed finds an old disgusting couch and sleeps there buried under stuff for protection.
10:00: Stranger wets the bed and wakes up Ed by making noise. Ed figures out how to get sleep.
12:00: Ed hears a thud of Stranger falling out of bed and a groan from the bathroom plus gurgling sounds.
4:00: Wakes up again to hear more gurgling from the bathroom. He decides to bury himself under more stuff so he wont hear it.
7:00: Wakes up and does the morning routine.
8:00: Stranger shoves Ed out of couch.















Comments
sounds rather comical.. is it meant to?
Poor Ed
i like it, it has a certain.. ring to it and makes me smile
and what the hell is the bathroom digesting?!!?!
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Melt your headaches, call it home....
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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
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When people show me their pain and sorrow, I'll give em happiness and joy in return.
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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
XDD
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