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Ed's day with his roommates by ~exmortisfangirl:iconexmortisfangirl:



Ed’s daily routine of happiness and a sense of doom

7:00: Ed wakes up and does his morning routine….in his bed (the bathroom is digesting and Mr. Druggie uses it as a bedroom most of the time).
8:00: Stranger shoves Ed out of his bed and shouts “My turn with the top one!”
(The roommates don’t stay in the same bed all the time.) Ed falls off the top bunk and hits solid ground after Stranger removed the carpet.
9:00: Ed gets his stuff and gets to classes (one of his only happiness’s).
3:00: Ed gets back and finds that he has to sleep on the bottom bunk of Bugman. Ed wishes to sleep on floor but the floor may have broken glass on it. (Bugman drools in his sleep and his saliva turns to acid when it leaves his body and does not cause harm to his body but can melt through things.
9:00: Ed finds an old disgusting couch and sleeps there buried under stuff “for protection”.
10:00: Stranger wets the bed and wakes up Ed by making noise. Ed figures out how to get sleep.
12:00: Ed hears a thud of Stranger falling out of bed and a groan from the bathroom plus gurgling sounds.
4:00: Wakes up again to hear more gurgling from the bathroom. He decides to bury himself under more stuff so he won’t hear it.
7:00: Wakes up and does the morning routine.
8:00: Stranger shoves Ed out of couch.
©2008-2009 ~exmortisfangirl
:iconexmortisfangirl:

Author's Comments

This is Ed's daliy routine and day with his roomates. Ed is the vampire roommate of Stranger, Bugman, and this other roommate Mr. druggie who is always covered in smoke so you can't see him. He is a troll (Mr. druggie) who is like that guy from the 70's show.

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:iconx-jett-x:
lol, odd.
sounds rather comical.. is it meant to?
Poor Ed =(
i like it, it has a certain.. ring to it and makes me smile :+fav:
and what the hell is the bathroom digesting?!!?!

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Melt your headaches, call it home....
:iconexmortisfangirl:
Yes, it is meant to be comical. Mr. druggie likes to sleep in the bathtub and god knows what that gurgling could be. Ed thinks that something is being digested in Mr. druggie's stomach. Bugman and Stranger think it is (despite Ed's talk of the goldfish is dead) the old goldfish they tried taking care of and then dumped in the toilet with a chemistry set. There is no waste in the toilet but it turned purple and started oozing thickly (right after the goldfish dumping). All roommates use a bathroom in the apartment buliding on their floor.

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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
:iconx-jett-x:
lol :lol:

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Melt your headaches, call it home....
:iconcrystal-blue-dragon:
Niceness with the funny, but also sad routine of Ed. I feel bad for him XD And Stranger is a bully. I also like how you're keeping what goes on in the bathroom with mr. druggie secretive. It's all very clever! :nod:

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When people show me their pain and sorrow, I'll give em happiness and joy in return. :D
:iconexmortisfangirl:
Going to their bathroom is worse then going in a haunted house. Ed once on halloween out of boredom invited people into the bathroom....Outcome: Everyone went out screaming and got a candy bar from Ed to get the "Smells so bad that you can taste it" out of their mouth.

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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
:iconexmortisfangirl:
Oh wait, I just looked up at the story and realised that it is disgusting not digesting. But the bathroom does seem to digest a lot. So sue me, it is both digesting and digusting.

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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
:iconcrystal-blue-dragon:
Oooh scary! I think i'd rather deal with ghosts than a rancid bathroom any day as well ^^;

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When people show me their pain and sorrow, I'll give em happiness and joy in return. :D
:iconexmortisfangirl:
Rumor has it, that the bathroom has a portal to hell. This theory has yet to be found out. If you have seen the film 300. Then you will understand how talking to mr. druggie is like the oracle scene except you can't see her through all the smoke.

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Reality has more unrealistic things then fiction.
:iconcrystal-blue-dragon:
darn it i haven't seen that movie yet! but i will someday.. But i can picture what's goin on i think.. That'd be sweet though! have all this sulfuric smells come out of the bathroom and whaddya know, it's hell in there! (literally)

XDD

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When people show me their pain and sorrow, I'll give em happiness and joy in return. :D

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